See Dennis in "Slideshow" - January 11th

I'm going to be performing in "Slideshow" again on January 11th. This is going to be a particularly interesting night because each performer is creating a slideshow based on a box of slides chosen randomly. Paul, the proprietor of the Fake Gallery, was given a ton of discarded slides, like boxes and boxes of them, and we all grabbed one and now we have to turn them into comedy gold. I suppose I should open my box at some point and see what I have to work with. Maybe I'll go do that now.

Anyway, it promises to be a fun night...and there's free hooch and Diet Coke! Hope to see you there!

Hollywood Life 4-Pack

Hey Friends. Pick up the new issue of Hollywood Life magazine with Halle Berry on the cover. I have four profiles inside: "Californication" and "X-Files" star David Duchovny, "Atonement" star James McAvoy, music producer J,R. Rotem (he'se the guy who was rumored to ahve impregnated Britney Spears) and from "Ugly Betty", the hilarious Michael Urie.

I didn't have to nerve to ask Duchovny about all the free-balling sweatpants stories I've been hearing about him for years but I did talk to Rotem about Ms. Spears. They were romantically linked for a while after Britney split from K-Fed. He worked on seven tracks with Britney for her latest CD "Blackout", but when I talked to him three weeks before the CD dropped, he didn't know which if any of his cuts would make the CD. I think it's because none of them did. He was real fun to talk to, though.